GENERAL & HUMOR

THIS BLOG 

PRESENTS MY OPINION(s) ON 
A VARIETY 

OF SUBJECTS.

POLITICS, RELIGION, CURRENT EVENTS, 

and more. 

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FIRST: THE DAILY FUNNY (or maybe, LIFE?)

NOW WHAT?

I had an orgasm. But then I was hungry.

Never ends. One thing leads to another.

I killed someone who was being pesky, 

but then what to do with the body?

I MEAN...

I wrote my will, but then decided to not die.

NOW what?

IT NEVER ENDS, this quest for endings.

But if I get to the end, will it seem like it 

or merely the beginning of something else?
When we die, will we simply shoot out of 
another vagina and here we go again? 
Maybe an ass this time? Or a nose?
 (The elongated and snotty version of US HUMANITTIES).

Too many questions, so few answers, 

but even if there were?

THEN what?

Would I like them, or would I trash them?

And then where do I dispose of the remains of 

too many answers to too many questions,

If the end result was to FINISH 

but what in reality only BEGAN...

I think I am beginning to see a pattern here, 

NOT suitable for wallpapering my mind with... necessarily.

Like smoking Marijuana and then not knowing 

what to do with the aftermath, like all those 

Oreo cookie crumbs for example.

I got depressed and stoned cause I had no food, 

and two weeks later when I came back down, 

someone had stolen my refrigerator. 

IT NEVER STOPS.

One thing leads to another...

and what that another is remains...

to be lived with, dismantled, hidden under the rug/blanket/rock/litterbox. 

OR taken out and dusted off and USED as a steppingstone for something BETTER...

and HERE WE GO AGAIN...

It's all a conspiracy against Bears I'm convinced. 

Somebody up there doesn't want me to enjoy the IS, but keeps propelling me to the NEXT PLEASE, 

 over here, the express lane...
to what?

I've heard that the fun is in the DOING and the adventure is in NOT KNOWING 
what is next.

Okay. NEXT?

Step right up, no waiting...and some doofus 
with a stained uniform punched my ticket 
to the flight to the rest of my life and 
here I sit, waiting for takeoff.
Engines racing and belts fastened. 

PILLOW? AIRBAG? 
NUTS? (The Pilot Perhaps?)

YOU BETCHY. 

& it never ceases to amaze me. ANY of it.

But I'd feel a whole lot better 
if I were armed
but alas nobody trusts me with weapons.
Except my brain.
NEXT? 
TEEHEE

Copyright  Dylan S Le Maire 2012-

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED 

(plenty of lunacy though)

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